Darshil
on 30 December, 2012

Another Programmer in the Loop


Most of my troubled Computer Engineer friends and seniors over the years have been warning about this dreadful subject. And when I encountered it, the earth spinned at a lightning speed. Caught in the midst of a horrofying night, I pen down this poem to kill the fear in me and focus towards Balaguruswamy - the King of Java. 

It's all about what a student thinks on the night before the JAVA exam.

Humein JAVA aata nahi..
Kisine humein samjhaya nahi..

Yeh subject nahi kar sakte hum khud..
After all, it's a programming language dude!

Syllabus pucho nahi utna hai wide..
Pata nahi where to use overload and override

'for' loop kabhi infinity me jaata hai..
 Pata nahi chalta 'while' ke sath 'do' free me kyun aata hai?

Capitalization and to maintain case so much necessary..
To follow rules & regulations is always compulsory!

A method, a function ya ho koi operations..
Pata lagte lagte nikal jaate hai generations!

Practical knowledge ka koi thikana nahi..
Saarein keywords to humein ab tak pata nahi.

Static aur final mein ho gaye confused..
Par karna to padega; we can't even refuse!

People say coding is an internal art..
Because nahi hote pure programs by-heart!

Bass yeh waale subject me hojae clear!
Then no tension, no fear.


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