Well, all students go for tuitions or classes in 10th and in 12th. It’s understandable considering the fact that the teachers in schools and junior colleges aren’t exactly Dronacharya (who am I kidding? They don’t even come close). Another statement I could make to justify this is that these are people 15-17 years of age and they aren’t officially adults yet. But what happens when they turn 18? Believe it or not, engineering students, that’s right, the people whose minds supposedly have maximum inclination towards science (by this we also assume that they like thinking for themselves) join classes. Okay, I think I’m being a little too rude here, so let me try justifying this as well.

When they enter the 1st year (18-19 years of age), they’ve just come from the world of 12th tuition classes. They’re used to being spoon-fed so fine, let’s give them some leverage. It’s going to take them another year to learn to think for themselves. Then, they come into 2nd year (19-20 years of age). Still, for some reason, half of them are still going for classes. If you ask why, they say “Some of the subjects are too difficult. We can’t understand anything. We’re HUNGRY. WE NEED TO BE FED. FEEEEEEEED UUUUUS!!!!!!!!!”. Did that sound too rude? Fine, let’s give them some more leverage. They’re still in their teens. Then they enter 3rd year (20-21 years of age. The age where maturity is supposed to come to them). Half of the students are still going for classes! WTF?

Suddenly, I realize that they don’t want to think for themselves. Another thing I realize is that engineering tuition classes/private tutors are stinking rich. And this is when an idea comes to me. Most engineering students go for MS after which they work in the technical field. So I think to myself why not start tuition classes that help you with your office projects. I shall call it ‘JOB TUITION CLASSES’. Oh wait. These are people who’ve done their MS abroad and have mugged up hi-fi words from flash cards for their entrance exams. So I’ll call it ‘JOB COACHING CLASSES’ (Tuition sounds so………you know……….{no words form flash cards striking them now}………….tuitions is for kids……..I go for coaching classes).

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